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    <title>Spamtainment</title>
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    <description>Having fun with Spam! Finally getting even - yeeesss ...</description>
    <lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:15:36 +0200</lastBuildDate>
    <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 15:46:27 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>PERFECT WatchesRep1icas from $199, Over 1 million units SOLD Worldwide! Ship to all countries</title>
      <link>http://www.amazee.com/node/1053/magazine/widget/3/view/4073?destination=node/1053/magazine/widget/3/view/4073</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Und nochmal $6 billiger... fuer $150 nehm ich glaub eine... ;-)
Mal den Darren (Ur-Schweizer Name btw) anrufen.


Hi,

We sell Exactly Replicated SwissWatches with Over 1 million units sold!
Hurry Before inventory all Gone!
You can view our Large Selection of BreitlingRolexes, Tag Heuer, Gucci, Cartier etc

Will you please view Our Selection?
http://[removed]

Best Regards,

Darren

CEO / President
Director of SwissWatches Company]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:15:31 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>$18,800 Watch, We only sell $205, it's 70%-85% Cheaper than Retail Price, Japanese and swiss movements!</title>
      <link>http://www.amazee.com/node/1053/magazine/widget/3/view/4072?destination=node/1053/magazine/widget/3/view/4072</link>
      <description><![CDATA[OK, 85% von $18.8k sind sicher keine $205... aber was soll's!?!?

Get up to 85% Cheaper at KingWatches store
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* Watches:- aRolexBvlgari, Cartier, AP, Dior, Hermes Watches, Oris and all famous brands
* Tiffany and Co. Jewerly
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* Keychains
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* Gucci Bags
* Accessories
* Cufflinks
* Box Sets

Save up to 85% on Quality Watches,
Enjoy 1 year Warranty
You will 100% recieve Your Order
Shipment via Courier: FEDEX, DHL, UPS, & EMS SpeedPost

Click Below Link to search for your lovely models:
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:13:39 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>This one is from Kuwait, supposedly ... </title>
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      <description><![CDATA[HELLO,
 
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs Jennifer Mariam Kohne. from Kuwait. I am married to Mr.Jean Kohne who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2006.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian.
 
Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$3.8million dollars in a Bank here in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire.Presently, this money is still in bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem.
 
The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charity organization that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want an organization that will use this fund for orphanages, school and church ,widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained.
 
The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth".I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way.
 
This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight for my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always.
 
 I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank here in  Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire. I will also issue you an authority  letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard.
 
My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth.  Please always be prayerful all through your life.Any  delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.
 
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Jennifer Mariam Kohne.
雅虎邮箱，您的终生邮箱！]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:50:21 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>GEIL -- und noch Two Million Seven Hundred And Sixtheen Thousand and Nine Hundred Tine-Two Euros Sixty-Two Cents mehr</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[LA PRIMITIVA LOTERIA WINNER.

Dear Winner,

Your e-mail address was selected as winner of La Primitiva Loteria España held 5th June 2008. You have won the sum of Euros 2,716,992.62 (Two Million Seven Hundred And Sixtheen Thousand and Nine Hundred Tine-Two Euros Sixty-Two Cents Only) in cash credited to file with Reference number: ESP/1245/114L/LOP Winning Number 02-04-09-11-26-38 under the first category.

To file for your claim, please contact Groupama Seguros S.A
Mr. Rafael Evans
Reply Email:gpsegurossa@gmail.com
Tel:0034 656 653 418
Congratulations once again from all our staff.
Sincerely,
Amanda Vardez
Secretary.
www.loteria.es
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:57:01 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>GEIL -- schon wieder gewonnen!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[--> es kann ja mal jemand versuchen MEINEN gewinn zu claimen!

ONCE LOTERIA ESPANA

REF NO: 9590 ES 9414
BATCH: 573881545-NL/008
16/07/08

FROM DESK OF
PROMOTION MANAGER
ONCE/EUROMILLION ESPANA
MADRID SPAIN

YOUR EMAIL ID
HAS WON 1,000,000.00(ONE Million,EURO) in the second category of our
Independent computer ballot email lottery. No ticket was sold but it
is to encourage internet users.

To claim your winning, contact your
agent:

Mr.MASON PAULSON,
FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER,
QUALITAS DE
SEGUROS
MADRID SPAIN
Email:qualitasoffice@aim.com
TEL/FAX:0034-616-804-
394

Send the following to the claim department: Your Full names,
Phone/Fax Numbers,Reference & ,Batch Numbers.

MONICA ROBERTS(Mrs)
Online Co-Ordinator]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:19:44 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>The spammers now want us to help them fight crime by giving them our bank card details :-)</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[ECONOMIC  AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION 

14A AWOLOWO LANE, IKOYI

           RE: FUND ALERT/FINAL NOTICE 

ATTN: BENEFICIARY

Based on our findings in this investigastion department, we wish to warn you against some Miscreants, Hoodlums and Touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country. 

We were informed that some Hoodlums are contacting you in respect to the collection of your funds, which was long approved in your favour with the Central Bank of Nigeria. 

As a matter of fact, we have been on this investigation assignments for some time codedly known to no one but the Presidency and some top government official who are in support of this investigation team to help stop fraudalent activities in this country and as well restore the image of Nigeria that has been tarnished by the below listed group of people.

Although we have been able to come up with some good result about the people that have extorted money from all our nemerious contractor illegally and I wish to list them so that you will personally indicate them by writting back to us with the name of whom scammed you among them as we want to make sure your payment is routed to you without any further delay and note that we will surely deal and bring to book the names of people below if only you will coperate with us by coindicating correctly any of them.

The names of the Scammers that have been arrested are as follows:

1) Chief Joseph Sanusi
2) Dr. R. Rasheed
3) Barrister Awele Ugorji
4) Barrister .Ikoli J.G.
5) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
Deputy Governor - Policy  / Board Member
6) Fake Mr. Tunde Lemo
Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
7) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Members
8. Mrs. Rita Ekwesili
9. Mark Obi 
ETC.

The above listed names are been traced/investigated by the EFCC and some of them have eloped the country and note that if any of them is caught and found guilty he/she we go to jailed for 25 years (twenty five years), as it is under the Degree 47 of the constituition of Nigeria under the section of criminal law.

So we are waiting for you to write us back and inform us if  you have received your fund Via ATM DEBIT CARD through the newly appointed officer in the Central Bnak Of Nigeria (MRS ANN SCOTT) by the Presidency,so that we can start taking the necessary procedurial steps prior to brigning them to book and having your ATM CARD delivered to you as nominated accordingly. 

Should incase the name of the Hoodlum that scammed you is not listed above, we will advise that you forward to us his or her name and his contact so that we can trace them and as well bring them to book.

Your ATM card file is only  handed over to MRS ANN SCOTT) by the Presidency/Senate House. You are further advised to deal directly with him and do what so ever you are asked to do because that is the only way you can restor all you lost in the time past. 

More so, we applogise on behalf of the President and the people of Nigeria for any dealy and lost this must have coursed you in any way and promise that such thing will not occure again in the furture and should incase you are currently dealing with any one of them regarding your fund, we urge you to stop further communication with them as you are taking a very big risk and it might interest you to know that you will never get your fund from them as they have nothing to offer.

The hoodlums will continue coming up with expenses and thereby requesting for money from you untill you go Bankrupt. Hence, your atm card is currently deposited with the above named office (MRS ANN SCOTT)) and in safe hands. 

Finally, we are expecting to hear from you today  unfailingly so as to enable us serve you better and your ATM card to be shipped immediately. Thank you very much for your  anticipated co-operation and understanding. 

NOTE: Contact The payment director:

NAME: MRS ANN SCOTT)

TELEPHONE: +234-703-911-7790
EMAIL: mrsann_scott@yahoo.com

Call the director for your ATM CARD now and get back to us, also ask him when you need to receive your card as my office (COMMISSION)  directed you for this order.

(WE ARE AT YOUR SERVICE)

Regards, 

MALLAM NUHU RIBADU, 
EXECUTIVE CHAIRMAN,ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION.

......................................................................................................................... 

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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:03:49 +0200</pubDate>
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